Top 32 Cool And Funny Love Status For Fb

Well today I will post mind-blowing and some decent and funny Love status for you and your friends. a wide collection of and funny Love status for facebook and whatsapp.

  • You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
  • Love is a very funny thing, so I made this Hub to show you just how funny it can be. Enjoy.
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
  • You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  • Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her..
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?
  • True love stories never have a happy ending because love never ends.
  • I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
  • IF you love something let it go, If it comes back to you it’s your, If it doesn’t, it never was.
  • Girls are like Pokeman, you need balls to catch them..
  • You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
  • “Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.”
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • My heart’s in the right place. I know, because I hid it there
  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
  • You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
  • Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  • If you want to read about love and marriage you’ve got to buy two separate books.
  • You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty
  • Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
  • The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs
  • Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
  • Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
  • The only people who make love all the time are liars.
  • Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
  • Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • I love a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
  • Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
  • Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
  • Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

 

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