Top 20 Funny Love Status For Boy And Girls

Hi there! Have a look on new collection on girls and boys Funny Love Status both for whatsapp and facebook. But also have funny, crazy as well as loving status. Too many teens really are worried about love and getting it.

  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  • Love is when you still text her even while you’re playing Call of Duty.
  • You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
  • Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
  • Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
  • You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  • Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
  • Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
  • I fell in love at first sight. Turns out she was a man. I guess I’m gay.
  • If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  • I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  • You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
  • People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

Source: azquotes.com

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it I fell in love at first sight. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Love thy neighbor

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