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- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
- Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
- Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
- Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
- I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
- We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
- If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
- The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
- Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
- Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
- By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
- The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
- A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.