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- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
- To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
- A lover is like a wedgie. Intimately close.
- I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
- Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
- Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong hands…it’s deadly…but another pair of hands helps.
- Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss you.
- It is impossible to love and be wise
- True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Nobody is truly in love until they understand every word their lover is NOT saying.
- Never sign a Valentine with your own name.
- Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
- Love is a promise delivered already broken.
- A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him
- Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
- The only people who make love all the time are liars.