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- In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
- Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
- Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
- The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand.
- I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend.
- What once were two, are one…
- Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
- On the secret to a lasting marrige: One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to be insanne occasionally. We take turns on who gets to be which person.
- We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
- On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
- The best proof of love is trust.
- My life accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
- Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he’s with is like an exit, but he doesn’t want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, “Look, gas, food, lodging, that’s our exit, that’s everything we need to be happy… Get off here, now!” But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, “Next exit 27 miles,” and he thinks, “I can make it.”
- I don’t know if I want to get married again.
- I never said, ‘I want to be alone.’ I only said, ‘I want to be let alone!’ There is all the difference.