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- True friends stab you in the front.
- Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
- Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
- The world’s tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.
- Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
- I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
- My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
- Women love a self-confident bald man.
- It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.