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Love Status For Friends
- I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
- Men aren’t necessities. They’re luxuries.
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.
- I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings
- Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
- If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
- The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?’
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
- Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
- Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.