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- Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don’t notice it any more.
- My wife said, ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said, ‘Why?’ And she said, ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already.
- I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
- I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
- In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that – oh, who cares?
- Don’t be silly. I’ll write you twice a week.
- Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
- Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.
- Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
- Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
- A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake.