Today I will share with you very crazy funny love status for facebook and whatsapp. A huge collection on funny love quotes. This post a special for teenage and boys also please share this post with you friends.
- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
- The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week.
- Never, under any circumstances, should you argue with a spouse who is currently packing your parachute!!!
- My husband and I have never considered divorce … murder sometimes, but never divorce.
- The most important four words for a successful marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.”
- It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel—they get to know each other better.
- I promise not to keep score, even if I am totally winning.
- Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.